irene goodnight - leadbelly
Boy stuns medics with eyes that glow in the dark →
i really can’t tell if this is true or not…
Leading crop circle experts die →
hold your head high - heartless bastards
Scientists to stop global warming with 100,000... →
Really? This is what you come up with. Really.
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps...– Dorothy Parker
Police officers given run-around by giant white... →
i wish i had an evil twin - the magnetic fields
a recording from some church in Harlem. i like it....
Can't Remember the Three Letter Acronym.
This is a chunk of a list of online “lingo” that I found. My personal fave is BWTHDIK – which, I would assume, means “But with Dick” or “Butt with Dick”. It, according to this list, actually means: “But what the heck do I know”. BIOYN blow it out your nose BKA better known as BL belly laughing BR best regards BRB be right back BRH Be Right Here BRT be right...
buddy holly - early in the morning
i don't do math.
There is not five of anything. There is not anything that is block solid. He can never teach you the concept of 9 x 11. She can never calculate for you the exact capacity that your life has to the power of somethingsomething because you wouldn’t even remember it from 10pm the night before. He will not pretend to be emotion: there’s a movie for that. When there’s a natural disaster: you should...
Hamsters in jackets harnessed for energy →
Dylan Thomas - Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good...
Tippi Hedren is retarded.– my friend Deitra, talking about Tippi Hedren’s character in that movie The Birds. I agree.
pen to paper - parlovr
You’re like a lady boy scout.– my friend Graham, to me, in regards to my preparation skills.
Geronimo's descendants demand return of 'stolen'... →
this has been all over the news, but i just still can’t believe it’s a thing that’s happening.
The Dreadful Story of Harriet and The Matches -...
Last Night A Police Car Ran Into My Friend's Car.
Last night a police car ran into my friend’s car while she was driving home. They didn’t have their siren on and rammed right into her driver’s side door. She hit her head really bad and the car is in brutal shape but, otherwise, she’s smiling. I went to the hospital with her because we wanted to make sure her brain wasn’t bleeding. We ended up being in the E.R. for almost nine hours. And I...
liam finn - second chance
Metal Falls From Sky →
Quintron and Miss Pussycat - Swamp Buddy Bad Ass
Come on, George. It’s lots of fun having fun even if you DON’T enjoy...– Gracie Allen
The funny thing about being brave is that you can still be scared. Why is it...– from a card my stepdad gave me on my 18th birthday. the front of the card had a picture of a girl being thrown to the wolves.
anne peebles - can’t stand the rain
Heart pill to banish bad memories →
shugo tokumaru. i can’t remember the name of...
Third Reich from the Sun: Nazi UFO's? →
Incidentally, never give up on sex. After six years with a score of zero, on a...– my grandma, Wilma, in an open ‘christmas update’ letter to the family about 15 years ago.
spike jones - my old flame
Couple fall down hole in pavement →
Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam....– Chunk from The Goonies.
hey rocky movie poem
Hey Rocky movie, you’re so many movies. Your one movie two movies long. You’re talking so hard I can’t even tell if there’s muscles in your face. You can’t even tell if the words you tell were the words you wrote down in the script book you made. If I watched these movies backwards I’d probably have a seizure in my pants. If I had a VHS movie machine I’d probably understand what you were...
Record fingernails broken in a car accident. →
oh ma gaw.