Things that are funner when I am doing them than...
1. Leaving really long voicemails for people after drinking tequila. 2. Drinking. 3. Sleeping on the floor without a pillow or a shirt . 4. Going for a run at 4am. 5. Writing out a really long penis joke on my arm with a Sharpie after drinking tequila. 6. Drinking. 7. Back-combing my hair until I look like my grandmother’s shitzu . 8. Licking all the salt and vinegar flavor off the chips...
Arsonist escapes prison clinging under... →
it’s that easy.
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name...– Mitch Hedberg
I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the...– Mike Tyson
The human brain is on the edge of chaos →
this is what i think i’m talking about.
today, my brain feels like it’s not a brain anymore.
none but the lonely heart - spike jones (if this...
Walking catfish spotted in the Thames by angler →
if they invade, i’m gonna be dry-heaving ALL the time.
Prelude from the Unaccompanied Cello Suite No. 1...
Pink elephant is caught on camera →
okay, he/she is not AS pink as the pink dolphin. but. what the padunkadunk is going on?! is pink the new everything?
the sooner the later on that one.– my friend graham who has a lot to say, most of the time.
knocking on heavens door - guns n’ roses i...
Pink dolphin appears in US lake →
i want one.
Mahatma Ghandi - 1931
Computer programmer from Finland has lost finger... →
Fungus devastates 'chicken' frog →
sway - heartless bastards
Fossil of 'ultimate predator' unearthed in Arctic →
Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and...– Lucille Ball
mgmt - pieces of what
marlene dietrich - blowing in the wind
Galaxies Protected by Mysterious Dark Matter →
space needs to stop being so stressful.
Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.– Robocop
Caravaggio was early 'photographer' →
photoluminescent powder from crushed fireflies!
keep on the sunny side - i dunno who sings...
Mass hysteria breaks out in central America →
will our babies attack us?
crimson and clover - fleetwood mac (i never...
'Invisibility cloak' directs light away from eye →
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.– Laurence J. Peter
life of birds - make believe (my friend evan...
Metal Bits Self-Assemble Into Lifelike Snakes →
will our cars attack us?