March 2009
70 posts
HEY →
Things that are funner when I am doing them than...
1. Leaving really long voicemails for people after drinking tequila.
2. Drinking.
3. Sleeping on the floor without a pillow or a shirt .
4. Going for a run at 4am.
5. Writing out a really long penis joke on my arm with a Sharpie after drinking tequila.
6. Drinking.
7. Back-combing my hair until I look like my grandmother’s shitzu .
8. Licking all the salt and vinegar flavor off the chips...
Arsonist escapes prison clinging under... →
it’s that easy.
“I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name...”
– Mitch Hedberg
“I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the...”
– Mike Tyson
The human brain is on the edge of chaos →
this is what i think i’m talking about.
today, my brain feels like it’s not a brain anymore.
none but the lonely heart - spike jones
(if this...
Walking catfish spotted in the Thames by angler →
if they invade, i’m gonna be dry-heaving ALL the time.
Prelude from the Unaccompanied Cello Suite No. 1...
Pink elephant is caught on camera →
okay, he/she is not AS pink as the pink dolphin.
but.
what the padunkadunk is going on?! is pink the new everything?
“the sooner the later on that one.”
– my friend graham who has a lot to say, most of the time.
knocking on heavens door - guns n’ roses
i...
Pink dolphin appears in US lake →
i want one.
Mahatma Ghandi - 1931
Computer programmer from Finland has lost finger... →
smart.
Fungus devastates 'chicken' frog →
HEY →
sway - heartless bastards
Fossil of 'ultimate predator' unearthed in Arctic →
ouch…
“Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and...”
– Lucille Ball
mgmt - pieces of what
marlene dietrich - blowing in the wind
Galaxies Protected by Mysterious Dark Matter →
space needs to stop being so stressful.
“Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.”
– Robocop
Caravaggio was early 'photographer' →
photoluminescent powder from crushed fireflies!
keep on the sunny side - i dunno who sings...
Mass hysteria breaks out in central America →
will our babies attack us?
crimson and clover - fleetwood mac
(i never...
'Invisibility cloak' directs light away from eye →
finally!
“The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.”
– Laurence J. Peter
life of birds - make believe
(my friend evan...
Metal Bits Self-Assemble Into Lifelike Snakes →
will our cars attack us?
