May 2009
50 posts
“Women and elephants never forget.”
– dorothy parker
Astronauts Spot Mysterious Ice Circles in World’s... →
so cool.
Invasion of the killer caterpillar →
uh-oh.
Giant Blob Found Deep Beneath Nevada →
okay. really.
dolly parton - lil andy
Dallas Couple Sees Jesus Inside Cheese Snack
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the cheeto knows.
BBC NEWS | UK | Have you heard 'the Hum'? →
ummm…
'Wolf man' condition down to huge DNA malfunction →
wecanbuildyou:
the life of birds - anna kournikova...
How Neanderthals met a grisly fate: devoured by... →
British tourist stung 500 times as bees invade... →
“My mother always used to say: “The older you get, the better you get,...”
– Rose (Betty White) from ‘The Golden Girls’
Cow rescued from a swimming pool →
Spanish burglar dies after getting stuck in... →
he’s a total leotard.
New 'Montauk Monster' Washes Up on Long Island... →
um, gross.
final conflict - quintron
'World's oldest woman' dies at 130... after... →
dudes.
Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes... →
uh-oh.
Man, 30, gives 'birth' to his twin →
ugh.
Dinosaur blood extracted from bone →
HEY →
wrote a new poem about white wine.
Things that indicate I should call my landlord:
my tap water tastes like tacos.
Cold air blows through the cracks in my floor – which makes me think there’s a giant fridge under my apartment. It doesn’t make sense. Unless a taxidermist lives under me.
The freezer in the fridge is packed with ice so bad that it won’t even open but the ice is the colour of sadness, so I’m afraid of what I will find if it...
butterflyeffects:
Marilyn Monroe - I’m Gonna File...
Jack the Ripper 'was invented to win tabloid... →
screwy.
Could the internet become self-aware? →
robot attack is almost upon us.
Tiny bride wows Sierra Leone →
Invisibility cloak edges closer →
this might mean i can finally start jogging without the fear of being laughed at! (because nooobody can see meeee)
British explorers discover the light at the end of... →
ah-mazing.
blindsighted:
another girl, another planet - the...